Two more misheard items:
1. Enjoy the amenities at the Terrorist Apartments. What!!? Ohhhh, the Terrace Apartments. Ohhhhhh. Got it...2. I've heard this repeatedly, on all those Allstate insurance ads, with the actor Dennis Haybert. What I hear "That's Allstate, Stan. Are you in good hands?". My name's not Stan, I guess they don't want my business. What it really is: "That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?". Ohhhhhh. Got it.
(who still doesn't know if she really would rather hear correctly. The bloopers are just so much fun :)